Saturday 19 December 2009

Greetings to the new Gillete


Hi again. Sorry for not updating for soo long, but i have been very busy. But i have taken a lot of pics, and decided to patch them together because there are so many and i have also gotten myself some new fancy undies. But lets get to the point. Todays lesson is for those who hasn´t shaved yet:

I shave. I dont like hair. It should at least be trimmed...
Many males do have a problem when shaving anything else than their faces or their heads. It´s a big issue to many people. Being male equates being hairy, so shaving legs, torso and and arms is considered poncey. You can only get away with shaving your legs if you are a cyclist or have done well at the gym. However, things have gotten better recently. The companies who market products for males have realised that if they can convince the male population to shave other parts of their body than just the face they can triple their sales of razors, shavingcreams and balms.
And this is good news for us who like to look good in stockings. Nothing ruins the appearance of a pair of good nylons like the sight of unshaved legs underneath, and a bikiniline must be trimmed for a pair of panties to look good.
But there are some issues with shaving that i would like to point out. If you have ever had a skinhead haircut, or even a shaved head, you know that hair acts as isolation.
Just standing under a lamp in the ceiling makes a difference in temperature. And its the same thing with your legs. Be prepared to either be warm or cold. For me it has gotten to the point that i have to use a pair of nylons not to freeze.
(i would have worn them anyway, but it´s nice to know that i HAVE to!)



And some of the body hair is placed where it is to act as a barrier for nasty stuff. The hairs in your nose are there to trap microorganisms from entering your breathing system, and the hairs in your pubic area are there to break down any nasty stuff that issues from your body (for females, who have a more complicated plumbingsystem than males, the pubic hair is also used för trapping microorganisms from entering the body. Females often experience infections in the vagina when they start to shave)

There are also a good collection of bacteriae on the skin in your pubic region (as on your chin!) so when you do a pubic shave for the first time you should be prepared to experience a big deal of smellyness, for the bodyhair will not be there to catch the microroganisms and the fat in the hair will not be there to break down diverse fluids that will change the pH-value on your skin. Hairfollicles that never have been shaved before will be infected. So, good hygiene is important.
And if you thought shaving your arse would be more hygienic, think again. The hairs are there to provide friction and to add air circulating, besides from all the uses mentioned above. If you ever wondered why ladies want to shower twice a day, this is the explanation. Removing bodyhair makes you smell more, not less. Wearing a pantyliner can reduce smellyness (and it also keeps your nice white knickers from getting dirty)

But all this will be settled in time. Expect a year for your skin to be accustomed to these circumstances, and leave a small landingstrip in your pubic area. The legs and the balls will be the easiest part.
And you will feel so much better. Beautiful legs and no hairs sticking out from under your knickers,smooth balls and arse will make you feel sexy. And other people also think it´s sexy, they just don´t have the courage to say so when you casually mention in a conversation that you don´t only shave your face. Women love it, and men will envy you (some men will also fancy you!).
And besides, who will notice? Shaving is something you do to make yourself feel good.

(yes,of course it itches. There are two solutions. Stop shaving or shave again)



P.S. As a matter of fact, i have never shaved my armpits. But i had a look just now, and it looks awful! It has to be corrected at once.
XXX, Lacey.

1 comment:

Lacey said...

Armpits done now. Looks great.